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Advani says bye, so do I

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Ad-vani did not become PM, too bad for him. Better luck next time.

Meanwhile I bought chupchap.in, there is a BIG huge story behind it, which I will blog at chupchap.in later on (so hey keep reading, subscribe to feeds too.)

Oh, why the jab at google ads? Because my attempt to make money via google ads for my gaming blog has been a total failure. One, I don’t blog that often; two, not many people care about gaming in India; three, who in India will come to my site searching for gaming related news, and give a damn about Advani, whose ads keep popping up on the site. I miss the logic!

Now that he has lost, his ads won’t pop up anymore in gamebashing.com. Buhahahaha, am glad you lost buster! Nothing political about it, mind it! See you folks as chupchap.in =)

PS: Point you feeds to http://chupchap.in/feed/

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Google Reader is bugged up!

I don’t like to see unread stuff on my Google reader despite the fact that I get 500 odd fresh feeds every day. When it comes to reading it is the ‘friend’s shared items’ that I read up first.

Since the Google team introduced comments feature the number of shared items I have been getting have reduced drastically. I didn’t want to think of this as a bug in Reader despite a voice shouting out to me from the back of my mind that it had to be one. Anyway today I opened by Reader like any other day only to find 15 items as shared.. I read those went about doing other work. Sometime in the evening when I opened the reader my jaw dropped. For there were 121 unread items shared by my friends.

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Now the funny part is some of these items were shared at the beginning of this month.

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So why didn’t it show in my reader? Surely its fucked bugged up! I just hope they fix it soon enough. Because I am one of those people who are addicted to the service

Another point to be noted: Some of these items had already appeared as shared. I had read them as well. So why are READ items coming up as UNREAD! GRRR This is pissing off =/

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So what if…

Recently Supreme Court ruled that bloggers will be held responsible for any content on his blog,including comments which are many a times posted by anonymous bloggers.

Most bloggers think its a restriction of freedom of speech, but I don’t think its freedom of speech we should be worried about. What if someone has to frame any blogger? All he has to do is post an anonymous comment, then send a PIL to court. What then? Wouldn’t it be abuse of our legal system? What about anonymous blogs? Will Indian government follow the Chinese path of compiling online identities of all its citizens?

Gee scary thoughts! I am getting bad dreams about this. Did someone imprison Sandman again?

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I knew it, there’s something fishy about Indian politics

India is the largest democracy in the world. We are also home to the worst set of politicians on earth. Their worst hobby – mudslinging, pocketing tax payers money and preaching.

Now what provoked me to write this post was this audacious remark made by Mr Modi. He decided to give the kiddo treatment to Rahul Gandhi. But instead of patting him on the head and giving him some chocolate he decided to call him a “small aquarium fish”.

Well Congress wasn’t happy with it, don’t know about our Rahul’ji’ aka G, because he did not comment!

Congress spokesman, Manish Tewari, was the first to react. Equally hopeless mind you! “If Rahul is like a fish in the aquarium, then Modi is a piranha who devoured human beings,” he said. Okay sir-G, you win, but don’t piranhas attack in group?

All this pointless verbal duel gives me a super duper idea. Why not put all politicians in a Royal-Rumble match to decide who will be PM. Survival of the fittest and chalu-est.. what say?

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Shifting to tumblr

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WordPress scares me, I mean it’s intimidating. Evey time I decide to make a new post I force myself to write looong posts (not that I succeed).Sometimes I even force myself to post for the sake of posting, which is definitely not a good thing to do!

So I am moving to tumblr, in the sense, I will be posting there more often. Even if I don’t make original posts, my shared items from my Google Reader and ‘reblogs’ will keep the blog busy. I have been using tumblr since October now. And I am happy with the experience till now. Plus anyone noticed how slow wordpress is these days?

So you there> http://chupchap.tumblr.com

PS: I am not closing this blog, I will post here once in a while :-)

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From writer’s blog to writer’s block

Think Before You Blog

For the past five minutes I have been staring at this “Post” box in Worpress admin page? Why so, you may ask. “I am suffering from the rather notorious writer’s bock,” I would say. I have been trying to write a new post for the past one week, but in vain. So today I decided to make a post on writers block itself. Looks like that’s not gonna happen either!

The words just refuse to get out of my frikkin head and get on to my blog. Why? Why so? I have no idea. My desperation to get out of this condition drove me to the extremes. It made me do the most insane things like I buying a book and actually reading it within a week :-0 . Not that It helped, but yeah I tried!

I even tried these steps which were supposed to help me get out of writer’s block. The result? I made a fool out of myself (Imagine a 21-year-old holding a cigarette in one hand and speaking to a stuffed toy.. yes you get the idea?)

Then I lay down in the dumps reading all those posts people from around the world had made, in my Google reader. That definitely didn’t help. Till then I thought I was in the dumps golly I was wrong! At that moment I realized what being “down in the dumps” is like. I stopped reading other blogs, stopped commenting on blogs, almost stopped twittering and even started a tumblr blog.

It was at that time my good all buddy, who you might know as google pointed me to this site http://howtobeatwritersblock.com/

Sounds encouraging heh. I thought it would be as simple as packing my stuff boarding my bus, and travelling to the next block in the city. Whoops!!! I know that’s a bad joke, (pathetic you might say) buy you can pardon me for that can’t you? After all I am suffering from writer’s block. There is an unwritten rule that those suffering from this condition is allowed to write any crap :-D

Anyway back to the website I visited the site, it was made by the most unimaginative web designer. The page stretched on for miles as I scrolled and scrolled and I read and read. Digesting every piece of information on the page. Just when I thought I was going to get something useful out of this site. I hit a yellow box

SPECIAL OFFER

I do actually have a limited-time offer for you, but that’s so my partners will have something cool to offer you that you can’t get anywhere else.

If you buy here today, you’ll be able to get How To Beat Writer’s Block (And Have FUN Writing From Now On) for the debut price of $59.95.

PLUS all four downloadable Holly Lisle’s Writing Clinics:

  • (Create A Character Clinic,
  • Create A Plot Clinic,
  • Create A Language Clinic,
  • and Create A Culture Clinic)

…for $19.95—regular price on the clinics is $39.80, a savings of $19.80.

About 50% off.

The clinics will help you write more, write deeper and richer, generate a ton of new ideas, and keep everything organized, too. I’ve never offered them for such a low price (essentially buy two, get two free), and this offer is just for a few days.

Plus you’ll get your free copy of CRITICAL SKILLS SERIES #1–How To Get Yourself Writing When Your Life Has Just Exploded, regularly priced at $9.95.

That was the WTF moment of the day! She was trying to sell me a book on the subject not actually give me any gyan for free. Boo hoo!

After reading that mile long web page the writer’s block was definitely gone. I could feel it, my head felt lighter, I was smiling and yes most importantly my fingers were dancing on the keyboard.. Woo hoo am back am back.

It had jumped into the guy sitting in the next cubicle I suppose, anyway it was gone, for good! But in in the void left by writer’s block, a terrible shadow had crept in. A shadow of Lord of the Rings proportions. It pounded my head like Orcs in World of Warcraft do. The pain was killing me, but I managed to cling on somehow. I could still feel the pain. I popped in a Crocin (I always have one at my bidding he he ) and said alvida to the pain which you might know as the head ache.

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D-day chronicles: 2 – I screamed and screamed

Most of friends went to the dentist for the first time to get rid of the their milk tooth and blah, however I owe my first visit to the dentist to a minor cavity.
It happened as follows :_ (

I came back after a regular day at school, which involved missing my school van in the morning, not finishing my lunch at school and dirtying my clothes by the end of the day. I finished my daily studies, watched the 7 o’ clock news on TV, (on good ol’ DD remember?) had regular dinner which comprised of usual roti, sabji, etc, and decided to sleep. It was then that they decided to attack. By ‘they’ I mean the ‘kitanu’ who don’t have anything better to do in life other than to ‘attack’ calcium deposits in my mouth.

I screamed in pain, rolled in bed and then ran to my mother (what else can a kid do, sigh!). She gave me salt water so I could gargle and a painkiller. Well that did work to some extent, the pain however, never left entirely. I managed to cry myself to sleep that night and then came the D-day (D for dentist?).

I didn’t have to go to school, I have tooth ache na… She took me to the dentist first thing in the morning. Dentists those days were not the sophisticated beings you see today. I reached at 10:30 in the morning and there was already a huge line in front of the clinic. I mean seriously; shouldn’t these people be at work, I am sure they were all govt employees!

Anyway I waited and after an hour, the receptionist told me to go in. My mother had to almost drag the-now-intimidated-me into dentist’s chamber. Then I was made to sit on that chair which should have been next to a pool – I could have slept there if not for the smell. The dentist scanned my mouth saw the cavity, tapped it three four times and asked if it hurt or not.

What I wanted to say – Of course woman, that’s a cavity you are knocking on and you have a metal thingy in you hand. Or is that some kind of a trick question, it’s a rhetorical question you know! If it didn’t hurt I wouldn’t be here, you see.

What I said – Ya a little. sob.. =(

She then told my mother to get an X-ray done for my teeth so that she could know the extent of damage. “They want me to undergo an X-ray!” I freaked out. Inside me I panicked, externally I shivered and sweated – yes yes, total freak out. My mother had to drag me into an auto, which took us to the nearest hospital, and I was taken to X ray room. And there I stood screaming and shouting – not out of pain, but out of fear. Why? For god sake, I was going to be X-ray-ed! Was I going to be dissected? Was

it going to hurt? I didn’t know. All I knew was that, it’s going to be torturous. (or so I thought)

My mother and two assistants struggled to get me to lie down, so they could X-ray me while the doctor who handled the X-ray machine stared at me in amazement. Did I give a damn? No. I continued to create a racket and some how, they managed to hold down my little legs, hands and put my head in place.

The machine now started moving down slowly towards my face. My eyes had turned red because of crying and tension, but my mother didn’t care, nor did the assistants or the doctor in charge. The machine continued it’s descend and grinded to a halt five inches away from my face. After a moment of silence, when I wondered what was going to happen next, the machine let a blinding flash. I closed my eyes prepared for the worst; I didn’t even dare scream. Then my mother whispered in my ears. “Balu, you can open your eyes now. It’s over.”

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D-Day chronicles

D-Day stands for Dentist’s Days, the rotten days when I had to visit dentist. It a series much like GTA. check out what this guy’s experience with dentists

Dentists and me never see eye to eye. My first visit to the dentist was when I was 4 years old. Yes that’s when I had my first cavity :-) Thanks to be diet comprising of sugar, chocolate and everything nice. (PS: So I guess that tells something about my chocolate/sugar intake! :-P ) I guess I will save that story for later, and I will jump to my latest visit to the dentist.

It all started with a Happydent. Yes, the same chewing gum, which is supposed to keep my teeth white and happy, instead it left me with a dent. Ouch! I had got this filling done in my second last tooth on my right side (what do you call those… molars?) anyways as soon I bit this chewing gum, the whole filling came out and for one second I froze in pain. I couldn’t scream or move.

I immediately rushed to Hosmat, the closest hospital from my M G Road office; the dentist peered into my mouth, which I struggled to keep open, because of pain. She injected local anesthesia, which put me at ease for a while. Then she used mirror and those tiny little tongs (don’t know what it’s actually called) and came to the conclusion that I needed to undergo a root canal. Damn root canal? That means 7 more visits across two weeks, which would involve grinding of tooth, filling of tooth, getting my tooth X-ray-ed and yes getting my tooth capped so that I have no further issues with that tooth. (Sheesh I was just seeing how many times I could put in the word tooth in that sentence!) The treatment sure promises to leave a Rs 7K size hole in my pocket.

You think everything was done with that? A big no I say! My lady doctor left the best for the end. As a parting gesture she told me that I have 7 minor cavities as  well, which too deserve some cleaning. Oh groan rilly? Why couldn’t our teeth be made of platinum or titanium or something that strong? Why this feeble material called calcium?

More on my dental tragedies.. Soon…

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Maid in Bangalore

Yesterday

He: My maid hasn’t come for like ten days now!

She: Mine too. I have a ton of clothes to wash

He: Oh I have a washing machine, so washing is taken care of. I just hate washing dishes and I have to do it these days. That sucks!

She: Hmm I can understand, it’s okay as long as they inform before they disappear.

Today

He: Guess what, my maid turned up today!

She: Woah rilly? Mine too

He: Do all the maids in Bangalore plan and take leave together?

She: No idea, but I gave her a good hearing

He: Oh yeah, me too!

No one asked for their version – yet! But the mystery remains, where did the maids go for ten days? He stays near Indiranagar and she stays at Koramangala. Localities are not even close by. What are the odds of both the maids taking off for ten days and coming back the same day?

PS: I know it’s been a long time since I blogged, I owe it to my laziness and a dental problem I had (more on that later)

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The vicious circle of life

Post inspired by this tag done by Rekha

I am not sure about the future but if I had complete power to script my future I am sure it wouldn’t be like this! :-) If I had some more control I would left more room for hope and happiness.

10 years back

He stared blankly at the books piled in front of him. All the chapters by tonight, his mother had said before she went out to water the plants. Uff! How was he supposed to finish reading, oh no, memorising all those chapters by tonight! Day dreaming was so much fun and he was surely missing doing it now! No he couldn’t regret the time he spent day dreaming now, it was too late. After all, the exams were starting tomorrow, there was no time to spare. He sure hated maths and science but well, thats the way of life. One has to go through the worst – things one wouldn’t otherwise do – just so that others trust in his talents. He had to do it. Back to the books, back to the invisible walls that held him back from being what he actually was – a 11 year old kid who wanted to watch TV, play cricket and have some fun.

Present

He couldn’t believe he had spent one and a half hours travelling mere 20 kms – thanks to Bangalore traffic and the slow buses in the city! Why did he have to live so far and that too when he didn’t have a bike or a car. There was no one to blame, he sighed. Frikkin pollution, he said to himself as he tried unsuccessfully to wipe the dust which now  made his face look like those naughty English kids Enid Blyton wrote about. Smudged with dust and a frown which would put a bull dog to shame, he stood there in front of the mirror. May be a few splashes of water might help, after all this month’s been not all that bad. He had got a new job offer. Soon he would be working in a different organisation and well earn a little more too.

10 years later

“Oh shit!”There was no need for him to hide the frustration actually there was no way he could have hidden it. He was definitely balding. For a guy who was also complimented by his special-somebody for having such nice hair, it was a jolt – more than a jolt. “Nah she is not going to leave me for something as petty as that,” he reassured himself. Now he could see junior playing right outside the window with the dog. “He is spending too much time playing these days. May be I should tell him to study now,” he thought

“Junior….” he called for his son. Junior sure knew what was coming his way. “Why can’t I have some fun. Why can’t parents just let me be,” he said. The dog just blinked

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