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Advani says bye, so do I

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Ad-vani did not become PM, too bad for him. Better luck next time.

Meanwhile I bought chupchap.in, there is a BIG huge story behind it, which I will blog at chupchap.in later on (so hey keep reading, subscribe to feeds too.)

Oh, why the jab at google ads? Because my attempt to make money via google ads for my gaming blog has been a total failure. One, I don’t blog that often; two, not many people care about gaming in India; three, who in India will come to my site searching for gaming related news, and give a damn about Advani, whose ads keep popping up on the site. I miss the logic!

Now that he has lost, his ads won’t pop up anymore in gamebashing.com. Buhahahaha, am glad you lost buster! Nothing political about it, mind it! See you folks as chupchap.in =)

PS: Point you feeds to http://chupchap.in/feed/

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Zapak turns political

What does Zapak got to do with politics? Nothing, would be my answer on any other day but looks like they do help political leaders voice their opinion.

Medianama reports of a microsite for MNS in the Zapak site. The microsite brings in interactivity to their campaign which their site doesn’t offer.

Apart from the “Vote for us“ stuff on the site, it offers a flash game and that flash game is what caught my attention. Why? Because the protagonist of the game wasn’t Shivaji Maharaj, but Tipu Sultan. Hmm Something wrong there isn’t it? Why would a party who thrives on Maharashtrian pride have a game with Tipu Sultan, “Tiger of Mysore” on their page?

I think it is just a ploy to appeal to the Muslims in Maharashtra. the banner on top which showcases all their candidates makes it pretty obvious too.

“The youth and manase join forces for secularism & progress” it says. I have nothing against them being secular, but I do have an issue with desperately trying to be secular. Looks like they have abandoned secularism  for the sake of a few votes. Great going. Silently I hope they have abandoned their Maharashtrian chauvinism for good and not just for a few votes!

All that said, the site also shows that our political parties (their web team rather) realise the power and influence interactive games can have on a person. If this game had been developed earlier we could have seen our good ol’ Ad-vani games popping up on zapak and games2win.

That said check out this list of games that can be made around politics, I wrote on my gaming blog.

Filed under: India, politics

Look towards our west.. what do you see?

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I see a #fail sign to the west of our border. Why? Let’s look at a few headlines shall we?

Taliban Close In On Islamabad

Taliban captures new areas in NWFP

Punjab militants link with Taliban as Pakistan backs Sharia law

Taliban begin enforcing Islamic law in Bajaur

Mehsud has links with ISI: report

‘Cornered’ Pak gets uppity over ‘intrusive’ US conditions in new AFPAK policy

‘Getting ISI to end support to militants difficult’

‘Terror plotters’ were allowed to stay in UK despite visa breaches

If you thought India was a screwed up country (considering the way our politicians run it.. or don’t run it) look towards the west to feel good. But oh no don’t get too comfy now. Taliban are knocking on our doors.. what do we do? All out war against a bunch of radical idiots is not a solution. They got nuclear weapons dammit and they don’t give two hoots about diplomacy or after-effects. If they want to do something they will.. I am a angry young man these days. Not the Amitabh Bachchan kinda angry, more like hmm I have no one, or nothing to compare myself to. But I can tell you that I am not angry at anyone else but me, I am angry that I can’t think of a logical solution to the whole issue. How can I blame politicians when I myself don’t have any suggestion for them? The only suggestion I thought of involved scooping out the troublesome region and dumping it on Mars. It’s not our problem then, the martians will take care of them.

So is it time to officially declare Pakistan a failed state? Are we being judgmental? Are we generalising Pakistan based on the actions of a few extremists? Is there a solution for Pakistan?

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Journalism colleges to include shoe-throwing in syllabus

Embarrassed by the inability of journalists to hit a non-moving objects — on multiple occasions now — with a shoe, even from close ranges, International Journalists Assosication have decided to include shoe-throwing as part of the syllabus in all journalism courses. They will instruct all universities to make this change considering the crisis journalists around the world are going through.

Jason Pillai, Secretary of the Association blamed the situation on the lack of exciting stuff for media to report about. “At times journos are forced to pull off such stunts, because the world we live in, is not as exciting as it used to be. There is no Hitler, no more World wars, for god’s sake they even killed Saddam Hussain. The Bin Laden tapes don’t get as many TRPs as it used to –- Pakistan being an exception — and bomb blasts have become as common as price-rise in India. No one gives a damn about those things any longer.”

At this point chupchap was forced to remind him that he was going off the mark and that the actual issue was about this journo who missed the mark at such a short distance. Jason Pillai nodded his head and said that the new subject on Shoe-throwing will be 90% practical and 10% based on written exams. “Journalists will receive training by the respective military – from Taliban and freelance suicide members for journos in NWFP Pakistan. By the need of the course, they should be able to hit the ‘target’ from  range of 50 yards.”

In the written exams they will have questions pertaining to the history of such practice and a five page essay of the founder of the trend among others.

He also said that the association will contact Oxford dictionary to change the spelling of shooed away to shoed away considering the relevance of the latter.

PS: Aw crap, looks like someone already thought about the idea before me! Grrr

PPS: Okay yet another person (also working for DNA) wrote on a similar topic! Two DNA employees wrote on the same topic. Hmm… we do some sole-ful journalism you see! =P
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10 point someone: Politicians Wanted

A hypothetical ad which may appear in a classified column in the near future if India continues to be India

A major political party in India is seeking a politicians.

Qualifications:

1. Should be Gandhi (not a Gandhian).

2. If not, should be from a minority community. People from both religious and caste minorities welcome.

3. Should be fit and agile to dodge shoes.

4. Should be flexible enough to change sides if they are offering a seat in the ministry by opposition party.

5. Should know how to bribe voters without being caught on tape.

6. Should be in the age group of 45-50 to apply under youth leader category, to apply under general category should be older than 70.

7. Should have at least 4 criminal cases registered under your name. (bragging rights).

8. Should excel in war-mongering.

9. Should not have studied anything more than a BA and in case you mention PhD or MA or London School of Economics, they better be a lie!

10. Last but the least should be thick-skinned.

Yesteryear film stars may also apply*

*Conditions apply

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Google Reader is bugged up!

I don’t like to see unread stuff on my Google reader despite the fact that I get 500 odd fresh feeds every day. When it comes to reading it is the ‘friend’s shared items’ that I read up first.

Since the Google team introduced comments feature the number of shared items I have been getting have reduced drastically. I didn’t want to think of this as a bug in Reader despite a voice shouting out to me from the back of my mind that it had to be one. Anyway today I opened by Reader like any other day only to find 15 items as shared.. I read those went about doing other work. Sometime in the evening when I opened the reader my jaw dropped. For there were 121 unread items shared by my friends.

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Now the funny part is some of these items were shared at the beginning of this month.

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So why didn’t it show in my reader? Surely its fucked bugged up! I just hope they fix it soon enough. Because I am one of those people who are addicted to the service

Another point to be noted: Some of these items had already appeared as shared. I had read them as well. So why are READ items coming up as UNREAD! GRRR This is pissing off =/

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Attacks on women continue

Women are still being targetted in Bangalore by right wing elements who have totally lost it. Pink chaddi campaign for all its “fun” seems to have backfired! =( The kind of abuse being hurled at them goes beyong shocking. Why they resort to such down trodden act is beyond my understanding. 

I got these three cases as an email forward. Please post this on your blog as well, if possible.

Incident #1

Your browser may not support display of this image.Time, date of Attack: 9:00 p.m, 24th Feb 

My name is Lakshmi. I was attacked on 24th Feb at around 9:00 pm. I was walking down Vasanthnagar after I’d wrapped up work looking for an auto. At the underbridge I noticed four men walking down the road towards me. I crossed over to the other side, just in case. I continued to walk down towards Kodava Samaj. Suddenly I realised that the four men had crossed the road as well. Once they were close enough they started pushing me and passing comments. I tried to ignore them, stepped around them and continued walking. They turned around and walked back towards me and started pushing me around. I finally lost my temper and turned and told them to leave me alone,  

One of them came really close and started abusing me in Kannada and Hindi. At that point I pushed him away from me. The next thing I know I’m in the middle of a roadside brawl. The guy who spoke to me punched me and the other three started hitting me as well. I fought back and all of us were in a scuffle All through the attack I was abused in Hindi and Kannada for wearing jeans and fighting back. After what seemed like an eternity I heard an auto go by and I shouted out to him. Luckily for me he stopped. For a split second the four men were taken aback and let go off me I pushed them and ran across the road, climbed into the auto and begged him to take me home. The four men followed me to the auto and tried to drag me out. At that point the auto guy started the auto and rode away. The whole attack must have happened in a span of about 5 or 6 minutes.

 

Incident #2

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     Time, date of Attack: 11:15-11:30 on

My name is Jasmine. I am a Bangalorean. At least I think I am. I fell in love with this city two years ago and shifted base from Mumbai. I was on my way to work at Koramangala at around 11.15-11.30 in the morning when my auto broke down at Ulsoor. As I was hailing another one a white Quallis slowed down next to me and the occupants said something to me in Kannada. I rolled my eyes. That was their provocation.

I do not know if that angered them but the more I dwell on that unforgettable episode in my life, they seemed like predators, on the hunt. Before I knew it four middle-aged men emerged out of the vehicle and began verbally assaulting me.  

First they started hurling obscenities at me in Kannada and then it became physical. They started touching and pulling at my clothes. One of them tugged so brutally at the shrug I was wearing that he scratched my neck. Their goal — to show the collected crowd the top that I was wearing underneath my shrug.

When the shrug didn’t come off with their tugging, the violence of the tugging increased. In self defence I hit out at an offending hand that was trying to disrobe me. The response, he slapped me hard across my ear. Then they began trying to lift my top up while making references to ‘pink chaddi’ – the only words I could understand of their tirade.  

I told them I would call the police and one of them arrogantly proffered me his phone to make the call. The few people who dared to gather and watch were dumbfounded and no one said a thing. Some passing cars even slowed down, but not one stopped to help.

The whole time, the four of them kept up the tireless rant of obscenities, calling me names and trying to humiliate me in front of the gathered crowd. They couldn’t bear that a woman was looking them in the eye, and each time I raised my head to look at the tormentors, they kept pushing my head down, threatening me not to look at them in the face. While they were hitting my head, an army vehicle drove past. They stopped and intervened. Finally the army men helped me into a rickshaw to continue on what I thought was going to be a regular day at work. 

It looked like these guys just wanted to make a spectacle and humiliate someone that day. And I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I don’t want to imagine what would have happened to me if the army men hadn’t put an end to the humiliation. I do not want to talk to the cops as even with hardcore evidence, the police didn’t do anything about the Mangalore episode and those hooligans are out. I do not want to talk to the press and be anyone’s political scapegoat. The whole situation was a nightmare and every time I talk about it, I relive it.

Incident #3

 


Time, Date of Attack: 13:10 to 13:40 | 17.02.2009

 

My name is Geetanjali. At 13:00 I get into my car start driving home. Almost immediately I notice a motorbike with 2 men chasing horning, hooting, and over-taking my car in a dangerous manner.

 

I turn onto 100ft road. The bikers follow me, then while over-taking the driver shouts at me and spits onto the window of my car. I make an angry gesture at this unprovoked action. The bikers then block my car from the front and ride very slowly. Cars behind us are now honking loudly.

 

I arrive at the 100ft Rd and 12th Main junction. I intend to take a right and have my right indicator on. The bikers also take the right turn and then stop their vehicle in such a way as to obstruct my passage.

The driver of the bike proceeds to get off his bike and starts attacking my car. For the next 5-6 minutes he then proceeds to beat on the car and shout obscenities in Kannada. I do not retaliate in anyway. No-one tries to help!

 

The pillion biker looks shocked at his friends actions and begins to roll the bike to the left side of the road. I seize the chance, and try to drive away. While doing so, the front bumper of my car grazes the bumper of the bike. This infuriates the attacker further.

He gets onto his bike and chases me. I realize that I don’t know where the police station is in this locality, and decide to seek refuge in my friends house. With the attacker following me closely, I drive straight into the basement parking area of an apartment in Indiranagar.

 

The attacker parks his bike outside and pursues me into the building. I get out of my car in an attempt to flee, but he corners me against my car and proceeds to shout obscenities while constantly stepping closer and closer to me. This goes on for about 5-10 minutes. I do not retaliate verbally except to shout for help from the security guard.

By now he is less than a foot away from me. I cannot move back as my car is behind me. I slap him on his right cheek. He lunges at me and tries to punch my face, I manage to evade him, however he succeeds in punching my jaw.

 

At this action of his, I start to shout at him loudly in Kannada about his shamelessness at raising his hand on a woman. He is startled and steps back. The security guard now steps in and tries to push him out of the building. I use this opportunity to run towards the staircase.

I have just managed to climb 4 steps up when I realize that the attacker has run outside to the road and has started to come running back in with a large stone in his hand. He is continuously shouting and swearing.

 

I run upstairs and find the resident of the 1st floor apartment rushing out of her house. I caution her about going downstairs. The attacker is still shouting. I hear a crashing sound as he throws the stone at my car.

From the 1st floor apartment window, I can see that the attacker is waiting outside the gate of the building. I ask the owner of the apartment to call the police, but she refuses to do so. I then ask her to call the guard via the intercom and ask him to take down the license plate number of the attackers motorbike. By the time the guard picks up the phone, the attacker rides away.

 

Post-mortem

On questioning the guard, he said that the attacker took down the license plate number of my car and threatened to find and harm/kill me later. None of the neighbors who were watching helped or took down the license plate number of the attackers vehicle!

 

I have never felt like leaving my country for good. Yesterday I felt that. For that day I was homeless and orphaned and helpless in a way like never before. The residual feeling today is one of deep sadness at the frailty of humanity. The end of innocence for having stared at the nobility of the human spirit caving into the heart of darkness.

 

 


 

 

 

I am tired.

The big question.. where did these people prop up from? Out of the blue? Who gives them right to go ahead with such fanatic act? Why isn’t anyone doing anything? They are a disgrace for kannadigas but why aren’t the real Bangaloreans who lived in the city for ages doing nothing about them?

UPDATE: @santoshp says “Did you listen to what Home minsiter of k’nataka says ”do not bring such silly things to my notice” BJP in K’nataka is worse!”

Filed under: Bangalore, People, Terrorism, Women, politics

So what if…

Recently Supreme Court ruled that bloggers will be held responsible for any content on his blog,including comments which are many a times posted by anonymous bloggers.

Most bloggers think its a restriction of freedom of speech, but I don’t think its freedom of speech we should be worried about. What if someone has to frame any blogger? All he has to do is post an anonymous comment, then send a PIL to court. What then? Wouldn’t it be abuse of our legal system? What about anonymous blogs? Will Indian government follow the Chinese path of compiling online identities of all its citizens?

Gee scary thoughts! I am getting bad dreams about this. Did someone imprison Sandman again?

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I knew it, there’s something fishy about Indian politics

India is the largest democracy in the world. We are also home to the worst set of politicians on earth. Their worst hobby – mudslinging, pocketing tax payers money and preaching.

Now what provoked me to write this post was this audacious remark made by Mr Modi. He decided to give the kiddo treatment to Rahul Gandhi. But instead of patting him on the head and giving him some chocolate he decided to call him a “small aquarium fish”.

Well Congress wasn’t happy with it, don’t know about our Rahul’ji’ aka G, because he did not comment!

Congress spokesman, Manish Tewari, was the first to react. Equally hopeless mind you! “If Rahul is like a fish in the aquarium, then Modi is a piranha who devoured human beings,” he said. Okay sir-G, you win, but don’t piranhas attack in group?

All this pointless verbal duel gives me a super duper idea. Why not put all politicians in a Royal-Rumble match to decide who will be PM. Survival of the fittest and chalu-est.. what say?

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Advantage Newspapers

I have never believed that blogs can replace newsapapers, though I do believe blogs (including micro-blogging services like Twitter) are much more faster in delivering news than newspapers.

All over the world newspapers are facing a severe finance crunch as a result of fall in ad revenue during this recession. NYTimes mortgaged its Times Square building and is offloading its investment in Red Sox baseball team. Anything for liquidity it seems. Many newspapers are shutting down in US, and situation is not so bright in India either. But I think this is part and parcel of recession, it also highlights the dangers of ad-dependent model.

Many bloggers who following Marketing trends around the world believe newspapers are obscelete. I disagree with that a 100%.

Seth Godin believes people won’t miss newspapers much when they are gone.

The web has excelled at breaking the world into the tiniest independent parts. We don’t use this to support that online. Things support themselves. The food blog isn’t a loss leader for the gardening blog. They’re separate, usually run by separate people or organizations.

The problem here is he is looking is strictly from a business point of view. He goes to a differen level in another para

What’s left is local news, investigative journalism and intelligent coverage of national news. Perhaps 2% of the cost of a typical paper. I worry about the quality of a democracy when the the state government or the local government can do what it wants without intelligent coverage. I worry about the abuse of power when the only thing a corrupt official needs to worry about is the TV news. I worry about the quality of legislation when there isn’t a passionate, unbiased reporter there to explain it to us.

Let me make it clear. That is definitely not the case. He may know about all the things under the sky but his understanding of journalism is pretty weak.  I work in a newspaper and city teams are generally the biggest. Sections like Nation, Sport and International are generally made in one centre (Mumbai or Delhi in most cases) and sent to other locations. Also point me to one blog which provides comprehensive local news coverage. Joshua Ellis, a journalist with 15 years experience in the field posts counter points and dissects his post (MUST READ).  

Having been a print journalist for a pretty long time now (13 years! Jesus!), I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with Godin here. The heavy stuff — investigative journalism, maintaining a Washington bureau, local news — isway more than 2% of the cost of running a paper. Non-feature sections of a newspaper — arts and entertainment, opinion/editorial, advice columns, et cetera — are not that expensive to maintain. Trust me on this — most columnists and reviewers aren’t making the big bucks, unless their work is regularly and widely syndicated. (This is not a function of the Web’s advent, by the way. This is how things have always been, as far as I can tell.)

But my favourite part of his post is:

What newspapers have that blogs don’t — and can’t, and won’t for the foreseeable future — is full-time staff, who are paid a (presumably) living wage to do the kind of in-depth work that blogs don’t, can’t, and won’t for the foreseeable future. A staff writer can spend the hours in the library or the paper’s morgue and on the street interviewing sources, doing interviews and getting background.

Newspapers also still provide identity and legitimacy functions for journalists, particularly in the world of politics. Don’t believe me? Try to get White House press credentials for your blog. Call up your Senator and ask their press secretary to provide you with background and an official statement for a blog post you’re doing.

 

 

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According to techcrunch even online revenue’s are going to suffer a hit this year again due to recession.

Display advertising revenue is going to fall of a cliff in January according to a number of content sites I’ve spoken with who rely on advertising for revenue. “Sales through December were mostly strong as advertisers used up their marketing budgets,” said one sales exec. But, he added, “there are few buyers for this next fiscal quarter, and those few that are buying are looking for steep discounts.”

So does this mean ad supported websites are going to shutdown? No, they will survive much like newspapers, but only the best will survive. The rest will die a slow death.

So what we newspapers need to do here is reinvent themselves not shut down because of the temporary slump. Also, people should stop believng that they can exist in a wrld without such a medium. You may say you get to read all news online, but hey most of them come via newspapers, may be not the breaking news. But yes analysis and other in depth stories which is not expected from an online website/blog.

PS: Manu has a great post on innovation in media industry

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